dick harmonica

When two biological males stand front to front and skotch tape their dicks together. (As supposedly done by Marilyn Manson and Twiggy Ramirez when they wanted one girl to give them both head.)

"Well, there's two of us and one of her... Let's do that dick harmonica then."

by Jackie's Pet Human May 30, 2006

Dick in the pit

A fuck-up, or a total disaster.

"Kieran, you are such a fucking dick in the pit."

"Well, that party was quite a dick in the pit, wasn't it?"

by BagelStanley February 18, 2009

Sprekenzi Dick

Used when someone says something extremely negative.

guy: "you deserve to die, fucking cunt."

*girl cries*

bystander: "hey fella, sprekenzi dick?"

by IcedAngel337 July 3, 2009

Andy Dick

A very funny and often misunderstood pansexual comic who brings joy to the lives of many.

Did you ever watch the Andy Dick show? That shit was funny as hell.

by 477366498808 February 1, 2020

Dick Waterfall

We all have a little Dick Waterfall in us. Use in expression of pure passion and pride of present, future and past victories.

Game, set, match, I am Dick Waterfall.

by Erock8 January 27, 2009

cock-dick

The male sex organ of a chicken.

An insult aimed at someone who has a dick that is the size of chicken's.

Herbert's lady friend laughed and pointed at his cock-dick when he whipped it out for her pleasure. She grabbed a magnifying glass instead.

by Jerome Jenkins May 23, 2006

cheesecake dick

someone who is slow. also refers to the conformation of one's penus. flat and like a cheesecake.

Yo hurry up cheescake dick.

I heard you have a cheesecake dick.

by KING FRIDGE December 2, 2007