brown mohawk

When your girl is pegging you and pulls out then leapfrogs over you and drags the dirty strap on over the cranium

Guy 1 wow wild night
Guy 2 tell me about it
Guy 1 ole lady plowed my hole, pulled out and dragged a massive dido down the middle of my grape, left a shit path bro. Looked like a brown mohawk

by Turd munch November 14, 2020

Brown Gum

A miscellaneous substance found in polish males through the rectal cavity, particularly of the darker complexion.

Well, I believe it is time to dig for the Brown Gum

by misoshiru3 July 18, 2024

Brown noodle bowl

A birds eye view of a thin stringy shit that has coiled up in the bottom of a toilet.

Leuitenant Major Bukakke - "Ahh Jennifer Dan, I think I have perfected the brown noodle bowl."

Jennifer Dan - " oh why hello Major, did you try that '10x kiwiburger's a day' diet like I told you?"

Leuitenant Major Bukakke - "Yes Jenny, it destroyed my bung hole and now I need a band aid."

by Leuitenant Major Bukakke August 31, 2020

Brown Flag

Someone who gives out random flags

That girl is a brown flag

by Whynot974 June 13, 2023

Brown Showe

A Brown Shower is when you take a massive poop and don’t wipe and then use the shower water to clean your dirty ass.

John: “Dude I just did my first ever Brown Shower, it felt weird but good at the same time”

Steve: “I haven’t done one yet, about to try though”

by XD Mystic April 4, 2022

Bradley brown

Absolute perfection, best person to EVER exist, ever make him sad and ill bake your mum into a lasagne and force feed it to you.

ahh, nah m8 thats perfect
fam the words your looking for is Bradley brown.

by Lilbopeep23 May 21, 2022

Brown

A surname of which the person seems boring and average but these people can be cunningly devious and people are misled by their boring superficial mask, and in turn make up the population of those on street corners, but go home to mummy's for tea and scones.

Man 1 "dude..don't her name's Railston-Brown!"
Man 2 "eh,money grabbing b**tch!"

by PimpOfTheBitches June 2, 2010