cum guzzling chicken fucker

The word my husband uses to describe me when I decide to annoy him

You cum guzzling chicken fucker! Get the fuck out of here!

by Cumchicken October 8, 2017

Cum Ladder

The process of cumming onto your hand in such a way that you ejaculate two parallel strings of jizz across your fingers, resembling a ladder. This may occur during masturbation.

I jizzed a perfect cum ladder across my fingers last night.

by Trans Lotad February 19, 2025

Closing the cum gates

When a men is about to cum and his girl pinches the tip of his cock to stop it

Damm bro my girl just started Closing the cum gates

by Big jiggly honkers March 20, 2023

Cum Blizzard

A mammoth amount of semen ejaculated in all directions of the compass.

"I worked on a fishing boat for a month , I got back to land an Jill met me and licked my dick and received an absolute fucking cum Blizzard"

by Cone stoker August 20, 2022

Easy cum easy go

Someone with premature ejaculation problem. He cums and goes well.

"Be careful, he's an easy cum easy go. He's doing 'cum speedrun' any%"

by CPU65028080CPU December 31, 2022

cum

oh fuck im cumming lois

David: hey babe im gonna cum soon
Jenny: ok daddy im busting ohhhhhhh!
David: im so hard rn
Jenny: guacamole nigga penis

by Gaynikker October 31, 2022

cum

semen, ejaculation, THE milk, what comes out of your dick when u get really really happy+ rub on skin its very healthy for the skin

no way i just saw that femboy "cum" on pornhub

by myth#8633 May 5, 2022