time is a construct

santa will die in 32473

a life is a life

time is a construct

santa gon die

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we up

by PPeriwinkle September 3, 2025

PUMP TIME!

a time when JCU throwers go way too hard on the weights.

I totally just threw up from all that PUMP TIME!

Lou loves lifting, hes such a PUMP TIME! whore.

by PUMP TIME April 22, 2011

drop time

The time when your shit leaves your anus and falls into the toilet.

- I'm gonna have you guys move along, so I can take a shit.
- Alright. Careful of the drop time.

by Yahohel March 13, 2018

F-Secure Time

The offset from actual time that F-Secure runs at.

F-Secure just told me it removed a virus 3 days ago. I guess F-Secure time is -3 day now.

by Bongilante October 30, 2011

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

Time travel

A thing that contrary to popular belief, cannot cause paradoxes. The only way you would be able to kill your grandfather would be to kill him after your father was born, in which case you never met him in the first place and that will be how it's always been. In any other case, you are physically unable to, for you will inevitably be stopped or change your mind. When you go back in time, you are only able to do what has already happened.

guy: Ima prevent (Insert unexpected disaster here) from happening
*Boom boom kapow time travel*
guy: the end is nigh!!!
people: haha crazy person

Back to the future and the umbrella academy are still great btw

by udontknowmeidontknowu April 27, 2021

demon time

A state of mind in which a person loses all self regard and logic in favour of instinct and hedonism.
This can be brought on by sudden and intense stress or substance usage.

01 : "I ain't fighting that dude again"
02 : "Why?"
01 : "He on demon time man - chased me through a forest with a spear after hitting a tibetan yart"

by n0tAsp00k June 17, 2025