eating cat

ALF Eats Cats

ALF: I'm eating cat
Willie: don't fire me

by MayDayMeh August 22, 2017

Cat

not dog

my cat is not a dog

by three lines March 20, 2020

Cat attack

When a cat stares at your soul waiting to attack at the right moment.

The cat stares for 1 hour you stand still doing nothing. 5 hours later the cat brings out his claws. 5 more hours later the cat attack jumps at your face Scratching your eye,nose and mouth. the cat scratches your hand has you try to grab the cat. The cat leaps out of your face blood dripping on your face. You try to get the bandages but it still bleeding so you wrap your face in toilet paper and go to sleep. You wake up and you die. The screen shows game over. You punched the computer screen Then you said: fuck this I'm gonna play another game

by TheCuteBlackCat April 22, 2021

Eliza Coupe Are Sylvester The Cat And Tweety Bird

Eliza Coupe Are Sylvester The Cat And Tweety Bird

Eliza Coupe Are Sylvester The Cat And Tweety Bird

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

Cat Face

A daylong sleepiness that includes crusty eyes and a similarity to a sleepy cat and exhibiting a feisty cat like state.

Danggg girlll, have you seen Katie. She's got title cat face.

by Doula719 June 8, 2015

Cat

One of the kindest girls you will ever meet. Cats play many different sports all year around and dominate the court or field at every one. Her game face is something to be feared but her skill is even deadlier. She is quick to compliment and slow to judge. You can always find a good, loyal, uplifting, smart, and wholesome friend in a Cat. warning, Cats tend to be clumsy and plus their love of sports they tend to get injured quite often. Make sure you protect your cat from protruding chair legs and table corners. All in all these people are beautiful, loveable and all around amazing people. Her compliments are always sincere and will brighten your day no matter how bad it's been. Her laugh is infectious and how she balances school and so many sports and activities and does well in all of it will always be a mystery to us humble folk who are not Cats.

Person 1: Did you hear? Cat broke her leg saving the softball game and is now in a wheelchair
Person 2: Why does that not surprise me?

by MoBean May 13, 2022

Cleo the Cat

A phrase used to describe a feline owned by a respected, knowledgeable member of society. This is used in formal conversation, referring to the pet of an intelligent person or family.

Cleo the Cat is owned by Patrick Lewis

by Jack Barnacles July 5, 2024