dick mom

The only girl you f*cking/ the girl taking care of ya d*ck

Just here posting my dick mom

by 18gdup May 9, 2021

Moms life

a phrase many roadmen and black people say. most of the time theyre chatting shit (lying)

bob: you took my sweets!
david: moms life i didnt

by eeveelover42069 February 8, 2024

your mom

the thing you say all the time, shut up.

"my grandpa died yesterday" " your mom" "kys"

by usdkskhjds March 16, 2023

Ur mom

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE

POV: ur mom left u at the store

by E A U September 3, 2022

Your mom

OVERATED

I WAS IN YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT

by Creampie69-420 April 30, 2021

Mom

The type of mom who will say:

Hey who are you?? And why have you lived in my home for 13 years????

I'm your son, mom

by Juicyapples69 May 18, 2019

Facebook Super Mom

The mother who takes a million photos of everyone she has around her at all times, flaunting all the good things she does for those in her life

Defined: Someone who wants everyone to think their life is the best Id the best, they help everyone and surely want anyone and everyone to know it. Posting all the helpful things they do for the community
“Wow Nancy really wants to be a Facebook Super Mom”

by slsmct January 7, 2022