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UR MOM

1 UR DAD LOVE UR MOM
2 UR DONE IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT UR MOM IS
IDK GO ASK UR MOM
by ndldnjvbfjdh March 14, 2022
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prosper TX mom

Most “Prosper Moms” blindly trust the indoctrination of their children by the school system while they get their hair extensions and lip filler to stay the elite mom in their swings group so their husband will still find them the most attractive. You must drive a black, white, or silver SUV, have teal pots for your outdoor plants, and have purchased your blue check mark on Facebook and Instagram. They pass their insecurities down to their children in the form of social climbing and exclusivity. They buy their adolescent and teenage daughters designer shoes and handbags as a way to elevate them above the other kids their age all while socially engineering their friendships and relationships based on neighborhoods, parents and extracurricular activities.
You’re a prosper tx mom, aren’t you
by Your mom 75 October 11, 2023
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Mom

Something I’ve always longed for yet could never have because she isn’t a mom. She’s simply the one who put me on this planet and drives me to insanity, I’ve cried over and over because of her. But it’s my fault because I failed as a child. Thank you to all the nice moms out there who love their child/children no matter what, just remember it’s best not to drive them to a breaking point.</3
Anon:How’s your mom?
My mom?

Anon:Yea
I dont know… she doesn’t come around often..
by N0B0DY_S0M3B0DY May 14, 2023
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Ur mom

Ur mom:A comeback to basically anything,an insult to your female guardian/parental figure
Michael:I hate basketball
Carl:I hate your mom
Bully:your ugly
Carl:ur mom
by Idk was taken January 20, 2022
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UR MOM

UR MOM IS SOMEONE WHO I AM BUSY WITH EVERYDAY
UR MOM
by skrtskrt4 September 1, 2021
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Ur Mom

An Offensive way to call out someone's Mother.
(earthquake happens) ̑
Someone: OMG DID YOUR MOM WALK IN THE ROOM
by finecoolguy100 October 11, 2020
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your mom

A phrase most offen used by 12 year old boys to answer questions.
Has been used for deceniums now, and is still being used. ''Your mom'' is practicaly the worst answer you can get from someone
Friend: Who's that fat lady down there?
Me: Your mom

Friend: Where are we going?
Me: Your mom
by Colin SG. December 27, 2017
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