farts over sharts

The better of bad options

Sure, you can manage a Lululemon instead of delivering car parts, but that's farts over sharts.

by AriAndJoe February 11, 2022

fart

farting is the best thing a person could do. I wouldn’t have fallen in love with my boyfriend if he didn’t fart on the first date. farting will be your true love forever and ever. don’t forget to FART!

girl: i farted
other girl: lucky!!!!

by pOo0pY December 7, 2019

Fart Ahh

Fart ahh is an insult

Random ass nigga: Ay get yo stupid ass on before I booty rape you

Me: shut yo fart ahh up boy that why yo momma fucks herself with pickles

by Brennanpp March 19, 2023

Build cathedrals just to fart in them

(idiom)

To put deep care and meaning into something - only to follow it with something hilariously undignified, awkward, or unexpected. A poetic expression of how beauty and absurdity coexist.

He gave a TED Talk that moved the crowd to tears while trying to suppress a fart - and tripped walking offstage letting it rip. We build cathedrals just to fart in them.

We spent hours crafting a delicate love letter to humanity… then added a joke about a presence queef. We build cathedrals just to fart in them.

by Ashfires September 6, 2025

Phantom fart

phantom fart is a phenomenon caused by immersion in a VR environment. Where a user's brain tricks them into farting in the real world. Often triggered by an entity in virtual reality touching your anus

You: don’t touch my butt I have phantom fart
Friend: *proceeds to touch your butt*
You: *fart*

by Aidanevansyt May 17, 2022

Cookie Farting

The unconsented drop of advertising cookies on a web user's browser by publishers/retailers prior to consenting, or despite not having consented, to 3rd party tracking cookies.

"how do these ad tech firms gather so much data on users while most people opt out of tracking nowadays?"
They're just cookie farting all over the your browser, placing cookies without your consent...

by parisianben79 December 6, 2023

fart

A gas that is released from a persons butt when food is done digesting

"I farted in the bathroom after I ate that huge burger"

by MethaneMan999 February 4, 2018