Blue udders

When a farmer neglects to milk his dairy cows, and the buildup of milk causes pain and distress for the poor cow

Farmer Dave: Hey boy, did you milk the dairy cows yet?

Boy: The dairy cows? Why, I was busy tending to the chickens!

Farmer Dave: You fool! Haven't you any clue what you've done!? You gave my dairy cows, my pride and joy in this world blue udders!!!

by Beefeth June 30, 2021

Blue Blood

vriska blue bloog

home stuck vriska blue blooded

by sussy bakaka July 5, 2021

yadda doo blue

a way of saying you're sad

person: yadda doo blue :(
person 2: i feel ya buddy

by yaddaa July 6, 2021

wedding blue-balled

The phenomenon when a couple you think are great for each other always edge about getting married or tease tying the knot, but stomp out the idea or just play it off as a joke. The couple in question could just be indecisive or doing it on purpose.

I really wish they would just take the dive instead of leaving me wedding blue-balled all the time. I mean they're perfect for each other!

We can only be wedding blue-balled so many times you two!

by Smugumin July 6, 2021

blue stfu

blue, please shut the fuck up

blue: hi
everyone: blue stfu

by BeePet July 9, 2021

blues

AZ slang for Mexican perc 30s with fentanyl

Dude ever since I've been doing blues, I hardly shoot up at all! Half my friends are dead from em but who's counting.

by nrrs July 10, 2021

Portland Blue Manatee

The act of fucking a fat chick with blue hair and a septum piercing in the ocean.

Paul: Jeff took Meg down to the beach.

Ernie: Oh, the classic Portland Blue Manatee
Paul: Yeah, Jeff likes to felch em'
*Turns on Riding dirty by Chamllionaire*
Ernie: He's one sick motherfucker

by TheBigGrease January 13, 2026