This is a response when someone asks what you're doing and you don't want to tell, so you pretty much say you're sitting there pondering how to destroy everyone.
by Tina Collins November 11, 2005
When a man anally piledrives a menstruating woman (preferably with a huge bush), shits in his hand (preferably behind his back so she doesn't see it coming), then smears the feces onto her bloody vagina and yells "SURPRISE!"
For their 35th wedding anniversary, Harold gave Eleanor something extra special; a black forest cherry surprise.
by luckypork May 05, 2011
by pseudonysu August 23, 2021
The adult version of the boogeyman. The scary scary black man can be seen lurking the streets in the wee hours of the morning preying on the fearful and light skinned. Has been known to steal car stereos as well as bicycles.
A wise man once told me to always check your closet for the scary scary black man before going to bed!!
by Dr. Waterdoo July 26, 2011
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by chuck nerd November 08, 2004