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Kids

A 1995 film about HIV. Directed by larry clark
Person one: hey dude, have you watched the movie KIDS?
Person two: never heard of it, but i will watch it

*after watching the movie*

Person two: … what the fuck did i just watched?!
by IHasEars! August 15, 2022
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iPad Kid

Ben Hemphill is the perfect iPad kid.
Ben won’t get off his phone he is an iPad kid.
by B1ldo August 15, 2022
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jamato kid

a kid who is very unusual or odd; a strange child
by bonene August 19, 2022
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jis kid

Regularly defines a spoiled rich kid who gets whatever he or she wants, normally likes to flex what their parent have bought them or their useless skills, they also like to start unneeded drama every year so they can feel better about their own problems.
Jis Kid 1: hey what time is it?
Jis Kid 2: I don’t know let me pull out my iPhone 13 pro max to check, oh dang, it’s dead, let me check my Apple Watch, dang, that’s dead too, anyway, do you wanna go spread some rumors?
Jis Kid 1: you read my mind!
by John_69 August 20, 2022
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Band kid

Ok, I didn’t know what this was until yesterday and this phrase has been a thing for months, but I’ll try to reiterate.

A “band kid” is supposedly somebody who makes attempts to squeeze outdated/dead memes into almost all of their sentences, and just a generally unfunny person (This describes me way too well I’m scared).

This doesn’t necessarily all of these kinds of people are in a band of any kind, it is just a generalization after noticing the majority of those people were people in a school marching band or something along those lines.

The majority of memes that have existed for more than half a year seem to qualify as “band kid humor, so unless you don’t want people on your ass commenting on how “bad” your sense of humor is, either start getting responses ready for angry 9-year olds slandering you on whatever social media platform is being used, or start updating your sense of humor.

(Ok but seriously though why does half of this generation not know how to spell anymore? And their sense of humor is the most downright racist/sexist/homophobic shit ever or the lowest quality shit ever. The most stupid part is that I’m a part of this wave of people. I don’t understand why you find that stuff funny? Why are you trying to push it onto me? If you find it funny, good for you, but I don’t find it very funny. Stay mad and go complain on Twitter or something.)
Band kid: “Dude check out this epic gamer moment

Person 1: “Dude, please stop- you have band kid humor so childish it’s not even funny at all anymore.”
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Ur Bad Kid

A phrase used by toxic 9-year-olds on Fortnite.
Billy: LOL UR BAD KID U SUCK AT FORTNITE LOOOOOOOOOOOL
by Doors. August 26, 2022
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Apple Kid

Alternatively known as the “Ipad Kid”.
Born after the creation of the iphone/ipad. Commonly raised by negligent/naive parents that believe it’s “perfectly fine” and “normal” to allow their child unsupervised access to the internet.
“That apple kid’s going to end up with permanent brain damage.”
by NizariahP August 26, 2022
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