Return-to-sender

After ejaculating into another person (creampie), the sender the proceeds to perform oral, thus taking back the dropped package.

He couldn't last, but he totally owned that return-to-sender to make up for it!

by ninjawise December 13, 2019

Return To Sender

Suck a dick, pretend you swallowed, go in for a kiss then drop his nut in his mouth.

Jenna totally pulled a return to sender on George

by theo_b_20 February 9, 2020

Return to Sender

It's a variation of a blumpkin. Instead of a chick blowing you, she shits on your balls. Then, when you fuck her, your shitty balls slap o n her ass and put it back.

This bitch was riding me on the shitter and she shit on my balls, so later I pounded her missionary and hit her ass with a return to sender.

by deathfordough February 17, 2020

National full send day

National full send day is were there are no half sends just full sends this day takes place on may 1

National Full send day isn’t just 4 words it’s an attitude

by King drew April 30, 2020

National Full Send Day

August 1st, where everyone needs to full send it

“Bro it’s national Full Send Day you have to come through”

by RJ Smitty August 1, 2020

Return to sender

When a man cums In a woman’s mouth then she kisses him, and he swallows.

That girl Karla gave me a return to sender last night and I think I kind of liked it.

by Happystream August 14, 2020

Park Center Senior High

Park Center Senior high or PHS is a school where “every body gets along” the teacher’s? Don’t even start. They’re so cheap they all went to that ghetto ass school and now they’re trying to teach us? Please! I’m still learning the same shit form 7th grade! Let’s not forget the smelly ass bathroom by the front of the schools, I’m sorry but y’all stank like ass. Bad ass, please stop doing your hair with bacons grease in the bathroom. It’s 8am and y’all smoke a whole ass joint on the bus or in the mf bathroom. Y’all good? No. I’m sorry but y’all Asian girls NEED to stop sharing a strawberry vape or a whole ass vape in general. I’m sorry for the girls who get pregnant by those low life guys and leave you! Y’all are strong!

Group of kids in the hallway at 7:00 before school fucken starts: *whisper*

*passes group of kids 2*

Group of kids 2: I’m pullin up to the mf school and shooting this shit down, *throws random gang signs up*

Group of kids 1 shocked: nahh, y’all bitch ass mother fuckers-

Administration: FUCKEN STOP, you BETTER STOP.

Snapchat: I’m shooting this school down, I’m calling all my homies, getting my two’s tomorrow

School administrators:**PANIC PANIC PANIC**

Sports students: omg I’m scare that we’re gonna get shot guys whahahaha.

Students: what, what’s going on?!

Police around the whole school: *mother fuckers waisting my time again*

Me: y-you think those mother fuckers are smart enough to do that?!!

Sarah: omg he goes to Park Center Senior high He must be hot!

Kid from PHS: no he’s ugly in the inside. Sorry

by Isatnskzyoushouldtoo September 12, 2020