v. To "get your shit in one sock" means to get organized, to "pull yourself together," to regain your composure. Having to use more than one sock to hold a given volume of feces is considered wasteful and inefficient, if by careful planning a single sock would do the trick. Thus, the essence of this phrase is a metaphor for thriftiness.
"Listen: you've been absent from class five days, you never turn in your homework on time, you refuse to take your Ritalin like a good boy, and your foul language is out of control! It is time to sit down one-on-one with the guidance counselor and get your shit in one sock, young man."
by Carl Willis November 7, 2005
Get the get your shit in one sockmug. 1. Hey, look at that wheezing one eyed bulldog, it frightens me!
2. That old Seth is a right wheezing one eyed bulldog you know!
2. That old Seth is a right wheezing one eyed bulldog you know!
by OrangeNeil July 31, 2006
Get the wheezing one eyed bulldogmug. When youa are having sex and you spit on her back, so she rolls over. Then you cum in her eye and then kick her in the shin so she will be chasing you like a one legged angry pirate
by abc-0032 December 26, 2017
Get the one legged angry piratemug. by Cox in ya mouf November 28, 2021
Get the Slipping one past the goaliemug. Describes the person who is doing, working, acting. The term is used as a way of telling the bearer of unwanted, unnessesary and bullshit advice to shut up, fuck off and leave you alone. Its a way of letting them know that you are the man and yuu have the current situation under control. Or can also describe the more dominant person as in the guy who tells other the way its going to be.
My boss was a fucking legend but I thought he was doing something wrong. So i tried to offer my advice and he responded with "I'm the one who's fucking the chicken". Or my girlfriend being a pain in the arse and doing shit that is pissing me off so I had to tell her listen bitch "I'm the one who's fucking the chicken".
by JMuny July 11, 2014
Get the I'm the one who's fucking the chickenmug. That was an unbelievable, amazing and really stupid thing he did. He must be "One fry short of a happy meal."
That guy is not all there, think he must be "One fry short of a happy meal."
That guy is not all there, think he must be "One fry short of a happy meal."
by 007professor007 April 1, 2010
Get the One fry short of a happy meal.mug. A saying when your house leader wants you to kill every last one of them. Bonus points if your house leader is consumed by darkness that has built up over the years.
by Thatsnotgaybro October 10, 2019
Get the Kill every last one of themmug.