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Squeegy Monkey

A Squeegy Monkey is just another thing to call someone rude, annoying, slow, or dumb. It overall is just a mean thing to call somebody.... this is dumb
Person taking forever in the bathroom getting ready or something
Roommate: Hurry up Squeegy Monkey!
by Mr.Checkers August 6, 2021
mugGet the Squeegy Monkeymug.

Monkey

SuperEvilAzmil is a Monkey
This Monkey is really stupid.
by not me LOL April 9, 2020
mugGet the Monkeymug.

doin it for the monkeys

Doing it all for the pussy.
by Linglingpanda December 14, 2017
mugGet the doin it for the monkeysmug.

Chunky Monkey

Damn girl, you got that chunky monkey. Talking about that sweet vagina.
by Copzack April 16, 2025
mugGet the Chunky Monkeymug.

Monkey Boogie

1. An activity done by a (usually) young male trying to imitate what he sees on MTV and/or rap videos in order to capitalize on a fad while he can. Typically people who do the monkey boogie do so for money or fame and rarely for personal expression.

2. The act of participating in a trend or fad.
"I saw a new music video today. Yet another person doing the monkey boogie to make money."

"I saw a douche bag drive by today doing the monkey boogie to rap music that shook my windows."

"Look at that chick with bleach blonde streaks and her boyfriend wearing thick-rimmed white sunglasses. They are doing the monkey boogie."
by steakface_burr November 20, 2009
mugGet the Monkey Boogiemug.

choking your monkey

Middle school slang for masturbation that is used around teachers so they can't tell what is going on.
Person 1: Yo, Chris, you really need to stop *looks around the room* choking your monkey.
Teacher: Get back to your work or I'll put you in the time out corner!
by Pieman1123 June 12, 2018
mugGet the choking your monkeymug.

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