Monkey Bending

When camping and you have to take a crap, you walk into the woods and find a small tree (preferably Birch). You climb up the tree until it starts to bend over. When it is about half way, you mount your legs on the main part of the tree while holding onto the rest. Then you slide your pants down and take a dump from about 4' in the air.
Man, I have to take a crap. I am going monkey bending in the woods...
by Dr Jager Dave II July 14, 2012
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monkey hair tickler

someone who likes to pluck hairs out of a monkey and tickle them with it who happens to be very ugly
Stacy: did you see Kendi today? And what she posted on her story ugh she's such a monkey hair tickler *eye roll*

Kendi: wait hold up, that's my name..

the rest of the group: oop

Kendi: why are you talking shit, Stacy? it's not my fault your bf cheated on you with Kendra

the rest of the group: OOOO

Stacy: oh don't even, we all know you're just jealous because no one likes you, not even our group likes you. You have no friends and everyone knows it

Kendi: you know what ? Fuck you

*they fight and Kendi gets jumped by the group and gets her ass beat to a poulp*

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by peacein.it.my.way June 20, 2024
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Trash monkey

A low down grimy ass person who displays no regard for others , and behaves rather ruthlessly to get what he or she wants.
I'm so tired of dealing with these trash monkey ass people around here!!
by Oralation specialist May 19, 2023
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Trash monkey

A trash monkey is the equivalent of calling someone a rat dog but 50x worse. When you say it you need to sound like a drunk ke$ha.
by God_is_a_trash_monkey December 13, 2018
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slip monkey face

a man whose face is very big, and wrinkly looks as if his face has been ran over by a car.
wow that man has a slip monkey face.
by charlieman12 October 31, 2010
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Raptor Monkey

an animal that is as agile as a monkey but as strong as a raptor, mostly found at stinkfingers house.
Dave: what's that disgusting animal over there?
Adam: its a raptor monkey.
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Cunt monkey

Someone who is being even more of cunt then they usually are
Jon my god why do some people have to be such cunt monkeys
by Bobross4l1fe November 21, 2021
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