Skunk Monkey

an individual or group of individuals displaying extremely stinky primate behaviors.

Everytime I go to a restaurant, I can always cont on a group of skunk monkeys to make a show about their bill and run out without paying or tipping.

by Turnt Team Captain October 10, 2025

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Barrel of monkeys

Could be a fun person. Mostly used sarcastically to describe a boring person or group of people.

Going to Warren's birthday party. I am sure it will be a barrel of monkeys there

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Faggot Monkey

Bad at Valorant and queer to the point where you break the laws of thermodynamics

Oliver's such a faggot monkey

by Jensifer May 30, 2023

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Grapefruit monkey

The ugliest friend you have at school, they are black and love grape kool aid

That Grapefruit monkey is an ass

by Bradden Williams September 21, 2022

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Anyone who works at the front lines of an organization. At a bank, it would be the tellers. At a service organization it would be those who deal directly with clients or customers. Floor monkeys can of course be well paid if they are, for example, at a large multinational corporation where they make sure computer servers are up and running properly, make sure a company's invoices are paid on time or provide information, reports or expert knowledge to business-to-business clients. Essentially, they are at the bottom of the organizational pyramid and rarely if ever have direct reports.

John and I are both floor monkeys at work. If were weren't there to keep things running management would be screwed. I don't think they even know what we do.

My boss always has his head in the clouds, if it weren't for us floor monkeys this company would grind to a halt and all of the "organizational goals" would be irrelevant

by jdogg00 June 27, 2015

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