When camping and you have to take a crap, you walk into the woods and find a small tree (preferably Birch). You climb up the tree until it starts to bend over. When it is about half way, you mount your legs on the main part of the tree while holding onto the rest. Then you slide your pants down and take a dump from about 4' in the air.
by Dr Jager Dave II July 14, 2012
someone who likes to pluck hairs out of a monkey and tickle them with it who happens to be very ugly
Stacy: did you see Kendi today? And what she posted on her story ugh she's such a monkey hair tickler *eye roll*
Kendi: wait hold up, that's my name..
the rest of the group: oop
Kendi: why are you talking shit, Stacy? it's not my fault your bf cheated on you with Kendra
the rest of the group: OOOO
Stacy: oh don't even, we all know you're just jealous because no one likes you, not even our group likes you. You have no friends and everyone knows it
Kendi: you know what ? Fuck you
*they fight and Kendi gets jumped by the group and gets her ass beat to a poulp*
btw follow my insta : pe4ceisup
Kendi: wait hold up, that's my name..
the rest of the group: oop
Kendi: why are you talking shit, Stacy? it's not my fault your bf cheated on you with Kendra
the rest of the group: OOOO
Stacy: oh don't even, we all know you're just jealous because no one likes you, not even our group likes you. You have no friends and everyone knows it
Kendi: you know what ? Fuck you
*they fight and Kendi gets jumped by the group and gets her ass beat to a poulp*
btw follow my insta : pe4ceisup
by peacein.it.my.way June 20, 2024
A low down grimy ass person who displays no regard for others , and behaves rather ruthlessly to get what he or she wants.
by Oralation specialist May 19, 2023
A trash monkey is the equivalent of calling someone a rat dog but 50x worse. When you say it you need to sound like a drunk ke$ha.
by God_is_a_trash_monkey December 13, 2018
by charlieman12 October 31, 2010
an animal that is as agile as a monkey but as strong as a raptor, mostly found at stinkfingers house.
by tobias.mcglashan952@email.com June 01, 2022
by Bobross4l1fe November 21, 2021