friend card 

basically when you p0wn like crazy, all these bitches be goin YO DAWG I NEED TO PULL THE FRIEND CARD YO MAN YO. so alls you gotta do is be like BITCH. (you can choose to add a bitchslap here, or twelve) GET ME A CHICKEN SAMICH. AND SOME WAFFLE FRIES. AND A COKE TO DRINK OR SOMETHIN. FOR FREE.

(mofo pulling his friend card.)
yo dawg dawg yo my homie cheese skillet who i wanna make love to, i gotta pull my *SLAP* BITCH NAHHH

friend card by dudeman13yo April 1, 2008

reverse friend-zone

a method used by girls to win over unsuspecting guys, It is the reversed process of being (see friend zoned) which usually ends in a relationship.

Shirley reverse friend-zoned john to get into a relationship with him

reverse friend-zone by Spazcat March 5, 2012

as a friend 

what u say about the guy whos really nice, but like.. so very unattractive.

pat: i really like u athina
me: umm, ya i like u as a friend.

as a friend by deenie June 18, 2004

frienda 

Used by males to distinguish a female friend whom of which the relationship with is platonic. To be used in lieu of saying "My friend who's a girl". Replaces the annoying need to stop a story and explain that the friend is not a girlfriend.
Similar to the Spanish word "amiga".

See also: friendo

Sarah: Bill, are you going to the show with your girlfriend?
Bill: No, I am going with my frienda, Haley.

frienda by friendo guy May 20, 2011

Ex-Friend

This girl is a horrible person. She will steal your boyfriend and make lies about you. She will accuse you of making rumours, but she is the one that is really doing it. She will be nice at first but then she will turn. WARNING: If she is on her period you better run! Also known as skank or bitch or awful friend or even nasty

Yo did u see my Ex-friend?Wait? Is that her with Chris? Is she? Omg I hate u!

Ex-Friend by jxExSxSxIxCxAxg March 14, 2017

funeral for a friend 

one of the many reasons why emo repels me. and for the poster who said old, wrinkly fudwanks, iggy pop is pretty old and wrinkly but he wipes the fucking floor with cunting ffaf.

classic rock and prog pisses on funeral for a friend.

funeral for a friend by BadLieutenant October 18, 2004

friendsterbation

1) Obsessive occupation with friendster, myspace or similar sites.

2) Faking friend or personal network links to your primary friendster, myspace or similar identity with alternate identities.

1) Wow - the amount of time Jill has spent working on her friendster page and amassing contacts makes it a total frenzy of friendsterbation.

2) Criminy - did you hear about Stanley's myspace page? Half of his friend list are his own alternate logins. That's just friendsterbation.

friendsterbation by bph November 23, 2006