Fart Coming

Something you yell or say when a you feel a fart or a series of farts making their way out of you butt

Danny: Do How was your day man

Bobby: Oh you know man it was good....
Buddy: Uh Oh, FART COMING

Buddy: *Lifts leg and let’s loose a huge wet fart*
Danny: Aww, come on man

Buddy: *Sighs* Feel so much better

Bobby: That was gross

by Your Dude 67 January 30, 2021

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Fart Dust

When you have to shit, but only a fart come's spraying out yo bootyhole.

I just had to run to the bathroom, only to fucking fart dust.

by Impala_067 February 16, 2021

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Super Smelly Stanky Fart

It’s plain and simple. Right there in the word itself. It’s a fart that is super smelly but also very stanky. We love some loud, super smelly stanky farts. Am I right? *makes farting noise with armpit followed by crowd of elementary schoolers fucking dying laughing*

Mack: Yo, I was giving this girl the pipe last night right? Then all the sudden she sat on my face and annihilated it with a super smelly stanky fart. It reeked of a combination of Taco Bell, Arby’s, and Buffalo Wild Wings.

Kenny: Man, I wish I had a girl that would project an incredibly super smelly stanky fart onto my face. She sounds awesome.

*kenny dies of AIDS*

by HomieWithThatXtraChromie February 17, 2023

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fart vortex

färt ˈvôrˌteks
Noun
After passing gas in bed, a pocket of air is manually created under the blankets (usually by lifting up a leg). Upon collapsing the blanket and pocket of air, a small exit tunnel is positioned towards you face for a full sensory experience.

I always look forward to my fart vortexes after eating sauerkraut and kielbasa.

by Cryosleeping January 31, 2020

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