whiskey dick

when you've had too much to drink and you can still fuck but it takes forever to cum

by Anonymous August 14, 2003

Dick Life

When a girl/woman is all about dick. She doesn't have much friends, but the ugly fat girl she drags along to make herself feel better.

"Hey Randy, do you know anything about Samantha?" "Yeah, she leads a dick life."

by BRYANT3 November 7, 2009

Urban Dick

An Abbreviation for the Urban Dictionary

What does steez mean

Lets look it up on Urban Dick

by DJmastaP February 27, 2010

Dick in the pit

A fuck-up, or a total disaster.

"Kieran, you are such a fucking dick in the pit."

"Well, that party was quite a dick in the pit, wasn't it?"

by BagelStanley February 18, 2009

Andy Dick

A very funny and often misunderstood pansexual comic who brings joy to the lives of many.

Did you ever watch the Andy Dick show? That shit was funny as hell.

by 477366498808 February 1, 2020

Sprekenzi Dick

Used when someone says something extremely negative.

guy: "you deserve to die, fucking cunt."

*girl cries*

bystander: "hey fella, sprekenzi dick?"

by IcedAngel337 July 3, 2009

cheesecake dick

someone who is slow. also refers to the conformation of one's penus. flat and like a cheesecake.

Yo hurry up cheescake dick.

I heard you have a cheesecake dick.

by KING FRIDGE December 2, 2007