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black eyed santa

Face your back to a mirror, drop your pants and look between you legs.
Hey, my ass hole looks like a black eyed santa.
by chuck nerd November 7, 2004
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black raptor baby jesus

a saying to express extreme surprise and or happiness. or rick james
Dear black raptor baby jesus that chick is actually really hot!
by Trey shizzle October 16, 2008
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12 inches of black steel

an abnormally large black dick. It is regularly seen in the asshole of either of male or female.
Wow look at that guys 12 inches of black steel
by eveace April 12, 2011
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God Damn Black People

Popular phrase coined by Dugan in the early 21st century. Not used neccesarilly when people are mad at balck people, but jut to show anger or general frustration. Not to be confused with So Many Black People, So Little Trees.
Kurt: Shit, Van Trees is there, we can't leave.
Dugan: God Damn Black People.
by Dugan September 24, 2005
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Black Man Credit Card

A 9mm handgun used for the sole purpose of a black person getting his/her way by stealing shit. Cannot be used by a person of another ethnicity because they dont like to steal, only black people do.
Jim: "Here ill pay the tab"
Daequon: "No its okay i got it with my credit card yo"
Jim: "Your black man credit card"
Daequon: "Yeee"
(Pulls out handgun)
Daequon: "Give me all yo money kracka"
by loganf221 June 4, 2010
mugGet the Black Man Credit Cardmug.

Black and White thieves

Black and White thieves have lots of in common. They both interested in stealing money, furniture, and electronics…. However, the major differences are Black thieves like to steal women’s underwear. Think about it’s common sense; every apeman wants his wife to be sexy, and also It’s also animal instincts.

For the White thieves, apart from the most common things, pig pannage is most thing to steal. You know pigs love to eat. If they don’t steal pig pannage, they will still exchange the stolen goods to pig pannage.
by Ape and pig thieves September 1, 2009
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Black tv remote

A black tv remote is a a mans dick instead of an actual black tv remote
Wheres you black tv remote
by Blackshadow1314 April 21, 2020
mugGet the Black tv remotemug.

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