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Bluetooth

The new fanny pack. A bad misunderstanding of the philosophy of form over function.

Among the saddest in the history of status symbols. Worn to impress when not in use. Otherwise totally annoying to bystanders when used.

The ultimate in lazyness as users prefer not to lift an arm to talk on the phone!
Hey! You talkin' to me? Are YOU talkin' to ME? I don't see a Bluetooth on this side of your face, so you must be talkin' to ME!

See Dick. See Dick go out with Jane. See Dick wear Bluetooth out. Youthful, wealthy, tech-savvy, Dick. See Jane embarrassed of her date. See Jane not know who Dick is talking to at any given moment. See Jane slap that dorky sh*t right off Dick's head! Don't be a Dick.
by Bradlecat April 11, 2008
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Bluetooth

Premature ejaculation with no physical stimulation, ie. "hands free".
Woman 1: Why did your night end early?
Woman 2: When he took off my bra, I'm pretty sure he bluetoothed and that was it.
Woman 1: Really?
Woman 2: Yeah, he tried to say it was spilled cake batter!
by Bask in it June 18, 2013
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Bluetoot

When a person farts while using a Bluetooth device and the person on the other end hears it.
Last night while I was on the phone with my boyfriend I heard a bluetoot.
by Bluetooter March 30, 2010
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Dress blues

The sexiest dress uniform in the entirety of the military worn proudly by members of the United States Marine Corps and envied by all. Who are the Marines you ask? The few, the proud, the baddest motherfuckers available, who you call when it absolutely must be destroyed overnight.

Oorah & Semper Fi.
Girl one: Yea, my man is a Marine and he wears dress blues..... feel free to be jealous.
Girl two: *is extremely jealous because she realizes her civilian boyfriend will never be a hot Marine in dress blues or digigreens and responds by whimpering*

<p><a href="http://media.photobucket.com/image/dress%20blues/carrancofg/dress%20blues/mafiame.jpg?o=84" target="_blank"><img src="http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q298/carrancofg/dress%20blues/mafiame.jpg"></a></p>
by A.McGee January 13, 2009
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bluephie

When a girl is giving a blow job and then the guy ejaculates she blows it back in to his peehole giving him blue balls.
Krista bluephied Aaron last night and he had blue balls for an hour.
by Bluephie_Master June 28, 2009
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Bluestone

Bluestone is a magical place where people who just met consider each other family, dogs wear people clothes, purple gorillas play tag, superheroes are real and make appearances just when they're needed most, fires reach to the skies, problems seem to fade away, and lives are changed.
Friendship for a lifetime
And a family that grows
Each and every moment
Love is being woven
Through the Father, Son, and Spirit
I have learned and now I know
That Bluestone through the ages
Will always be, like coming home
by The_Hawk August 3, 2009
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Jango the BlueFox

A complete furfag compensating for the sad state of his life and his horribly wounded ego by submitting his idiotic fursona to every imaginable site and constantly begging for attention and free porn.
person1: why don't you have pants on?

Jango the BlueFox: hurr because I'm a complete fucktard durr can't you see why I don't have a real girlfriend?

person1: oh! yeah I can.
by TheKinginYellow August 16, 2010
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