Brown Wind Of Doom

When a man cuts a particularly loud or smelly fart at the wrong time, and any chance of romance for the rest of the evening is ruined.

I was going to get laid last night, but I let loose with the Brown Wind Of Doom.

by 2chair May 22, 2015

Doo Doo Brown

When someone clogs a toilet and instead of plunging it like a civilized human being proceeds to keep shitting in the clogged toilet for nearly a week. He then has to resort to hiring a Mexican to scoop the week old shit out with his bare hands for $20.

Can I use your bathroom? No sorry,
there's a Doo Doo Brown in progress

by SloppySteaksAtTrufonis July 12, 2024

Brown Pacifier

When you use a butt plug instead of instead of a pacifier.

I had to give my a baby a brown pacifier.

by Yo momma part 24 January 18, 2022

crown brown

Massive shit turd that stretches your rectum beyond its normal limits...

Wow.. That shit was the Crown Brown.!

by Hip Hop Howie September 26, 2013

China brown

Heroin

"I'm down like China brown" means that I want to do heroin.

by JojoWabbit January 11, 2023

Brown Christmas

When a guy shits in his partners vagina during sexual intercourse

Guy 1 "yo, have you ever done the brown Christmas with your girl"
Guy 2 "no, wtf?"

by Ragulishious January 9, 2024

lactic brown

A term used in athletic training circles, intense anaerobic training causes a build-up of lactic acid leading to a spontaneous bout of diarrhoea. The acidic nature of said stool leads to severe ring sting, similar to ghandi's revenge but entirely self-inflicted

That session yesterday was savage, it gave me serious lactic brown

by VetCallum400 June 14, 2011