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cunt monkey

an annoying person who won't stfu
by MULLETMILITAI July 7, 2021
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Molex Monkey

(noun) A person who repairs computers. "molex monkey is to computer as grease monkey is to car."
(Noun) Preceded by "The", A reference to Steve Hostetler, the IT technician/blogger who originated the term in 2008.
"My computer's broken, I'll have to call a molex monkey to come fix it."
by The Molex Monkey November 29, 2012
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Molex Monkey

(noun) A person who repairs computers. "molex monkey is to computer as grease monkey is to car."
"My computer's broken, I'll have to call a molex monkey to come fix it."
by The Molex Monkey November 29, 2012
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Packet-Monkey

pack●et●mon●key, pak-it-mungh-kee, noun, plural: pack●et●mon●keys, verb, pack●et●mon●keyed, pack●et●mon●keying.

noun
a person (typically young) devoid of hacking skills who copies code and techniques from adept hackers and wrongfully boasts about their awesomeness.

verb
to be hacked and told about it by the attacking packet-monkey who generally calls you and your mother names while associating himself with your mother in an erotic fashion.
noun
Guy 1: "Hey man, how would I go about hacking into my girlfriends Facebook account?"
Guy 2: "Umm, don't be such a packet-monkey?"
Guy 1: "What da fuck you just call me!?"
Guy 2: "Oh, no, no, I said 'packet-monkey.' It's a term for hackers that suck."
Guy 1: "Say that shit again you'll be missin' teeth.

verb
Guy 2: "God DAMN IT! This fucking packet-monkey won't stop messaging me about my mom..."

*Guy 1 punches Guy 2 in the teeth*

Guy 1: "WHAT I SAY, BITCH!?"
by Robiwon September 24, 2012
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Pulse Monkey

Noun:

1. A raging African American homosexual who can not stop masturbating ambidextrously due to his chronic CMD.

2. The 3rd cousin of a Porch Monkey, which has settled down in common upper class districts and suburbs along U.S. States with high urban populations.

3. A term given to modern day Rap and R & B artist whom think an auto-tone and a single chorus and repetition compose a song. This includes Rebecca Black. (Slang)

Originating from Northern, Southern, Western, and Midwestern States of the United States of America.
Pulse Monkeys have a tendency of being racist and taking welfare for granted; Consequently, the term pulse monkey is a racist slang term originating from the Czars of Obama. All the while, they have trickled into the cracks of the hardworking upper and lower class community's.This gives bad names upon the hardworking black community.
by DrDustmann July 1, 2012
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Monkey Bending

When camping and you have to take a crap, you walk into the woods and find a small tree (preferably Birch). You climb up the tree until it starts to bend over. When it is about half way, you mount your legs on the main part of the tree while holding onto the rest. Then you slide your pants down and take a dump from about 4' in the air.
Man, I have to take a crap. I am going monkey bending in the woods...
by Dr Jager Dave II July 18, 2012
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monkey liar

To lie in order to cause a distraction.
Various species of monkeys (and apes) act as if a predator is close by, sounding the alarm, in order to distract others allowing the pretender to steal food away from their peers; hence the thief is a "monkey liar".
by leckyburnet July 13, 2013
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