Monkey-dump 

The act of defecating into one's hand for the purpose of placing said third in a spot that is not directly reachable.

That toilet tank was way to tall to upper decker, so I had to monkey-dump it.

Monkey-dump by jbleezy April 12, 2015

monkey nerve 

Primal instinct, especially sexual arousal.

Just the touch of his hand jolted my monkey nerve.

monkey nerve by Downtime Desires April 15, 2015

monkey twist 

Monkey twist is a position when both standing and where a girl takes her friend by the neck and like hangs on him while she puts her legs around his hips. Nothing sexual, but of course better in a real skinny dip adventure.

And then she did the monkey twist, that was the moment the world started to turn around him.

monkey twist by 2. March 5, 2016

Monkey Logic 

The reasoning used by someone who is completely high and severely horny.

The other night when Nate was talking about that model he hooked up....total monkey logic, that girl works at Starbucks.

Monkey Logic by fearedbymost March 12, 2016

monkey oven 

When something feels really hot. Like REALLY hot.

Gosh Jane it's as hot as a monkey oven today!

monkey oven by J Bug September 6, 2016

monkey fuckin 

wild crazy sex

Last night was some wild monkey fuckin!

monkey fuckin by kb22k August 29, 2016

monkey's playhouse

A rare website said to be part of the "Dark Web" it is rumored to contain things ranging from drugs to the buying and selling of people.

Can you find the Monkey's Playhouse

monkey's playhouse by Anonymous9151 May 13, 2016