What do you want, a cookie?

A sarcastic retort you use on someone when they tell you something you don't give two flying fadoodles about.

Random Facebook person: This is my first (insert completely random item here) of the year!!!!!!

Someone else: What do you want, a cookie?

by Pialinist January 8, 2023

Do NO harm

NOT help A LOT and harm SOME, Jordan. You didn't have to play the game.

Hym "WOW! A cost/benefit analysis? Really? 'Even if I did harm the 12 people, I've helped way more than that" is not 'Do NO harm'. That's literally just 'if you help enough you can do some harm if you want and it's not a big deal.' You know? And quit listening to Eric. It's not a fucking retweet. Alright? It's a direct quote from a syndicated author and gjost writer who has directly inspired a multitude of creative work. Why does Alice in Borderland end with a close up of a Joker card? Is it because the guy who wrote 'The Joker' also wrote about how underrated the anime was and inspired someone to adapt it to Netflix? I don't know. You tell me. Seriously. I would LOVE to be regaled with all of the work I've inspired. This is what I mean by this being about 'becoming God unto Pharoah'. You quote me directly, smirk and have a laugh with your colleagues and in the context of MY situation, YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS, Jordan. Just like you KNOW what the question 'Do you believe in God'means. This is just another instance of you being blindsided by your own inability to weasel your way out of things. Just DM me what what I want to know. You can do things you don't want to do. You don't need to be God unto Pharaoh. You have my name. Shit, everyone has my name. YOU have my DUNGEON MASTER'S NAME! Just... You know, take your own advice. I just don't get it. How are you AT ALL surprised by this?"

by Hym Iam January 12, 2023

Do you feel like a hero yet?

Is a gut punching question, if asked at the right conditions.

"Well done, You did something that the Storm couldn't,
Destroyed the damned 33rd....
Do you feel like a hero yet?"

by Sosku10 July 2, 2023

Dos

sleep

Q: Okay bro imma go dos now
M: Same, imma dos too

by Gwababakiller$ July 5, 2023

Do a dan

To ask a male for a picture of a him/they in a pair of boxer shorts

Oh dont do a dan on us please

by KiKStreamer July 7, 2023

Ratchet See, Ratchet Do

You Wanna Act Ratchet I Can Act Ratchet Too !

Girl 1: You Acting Mad Ratchet Right Now Arguing Back And Forth With This B!tch

Girl 2: I DONTTT CARE ! Ratchet See, Ratchet Do !

by SammyRiver July 8, 2023

do you know what I'm thinking

I'm thinking I have the biggest crush on someone cant tell him his friends know constantly get shipped with him and well yeah hope he likes me back please say he does because I like him to the moon and back so yeah rizz I'm not quit a Jesus 'm more of an apostle I cant turn water into wine but I can turn you into mine well bye

do you know what I'm thinking the word is differed you know now so yeah

by crushing on people July 9, 2023