by Youknowwhoitisbro June 5, 2020

by bashejdbdjnbdhdnb August 31, 2020

The act of shoving a goldfish up your anus whilst viciously masturbating with sandpaper while screaming its okay im italian
by Droidrage November 12, 2021

When you are standing in the mirror and take a photo of yourself completely naked grinning and cover your genitals with a vinegar bottle.
person 1 - “did you see his recent post...he was ‘dirty ptolemying’”
person 2 - “no way! i’ve never done a ‘dirty ptolemy”
person 1 - “you should try it, you get a lot of clout”
person 2 - “no way! i’ve never done a ‘dirty ptolemy”
person 1 - “you should try it, you get a lot of clout”
by nothing lass ;) April 30, 2020

A guy that had sex with 2 of his exes sisters and 1 of her cousins and nobody will ever know unless they read this.
by SICSIXICKS December 17, 2021

by Easton lowry August 31, 2022

The act of having anal with a partner while balancing a burrito on (her/his) back and eating set burrito till it's all gone
by Big Daddy1919 June 15, 2016
