by Da dawg April 18, 2024
Get the Monkey one timemug. Noun. When you're in a war zone but there's blank calendar time suggesting off time to non essential personnel.
Hey LT, why the fuck don't you have the latest imagery? Sorry sir, but the intelligence personnel were all on Patriot Time.
by ProfessionalT April 21, 2018
Get the Patriot Timemug. by the match was rigged November 15, 2019
Get the i sneezed three timesmug. A: "That SUV was driving rather quickly after seeing that green light from far away, but suddenly a pickup truck decided to cross the intersection right as soon as the SUV was about to pass by and the SUV ended up T-boning the pickup truck."
B: "Darn. What a perfectly wrong timed moment."
A: "Yeah, it really was."
B: "Darn. What a perfectly wrong timed moment."
A: "Yeah, it really was."
by TirakyneTripleA June 13, 2022
Get the Perfectly Wrong timemug. A strange fetish when you act “naughty” infront of a girl and they need to punish you by sitting on your face or blow chewed up tuna fish in your face
“Oh Ally, I’ve been a very very bad boy today, you know what that means? Mommy Time!”
“Ok Cam, get the tuna and lay down in the closet while I get ready.”
“Ok Cam, get the tuna and lay down in the closet while I get ready.”
by Mr Carey June 3, 2025
Get the Mommy Timemug. A bomb that is disguised to look like Canadian to attract passers-by and people going to Victoria. This bomb is very dangerous so if you are in Canada and see someone suspicious then just stay away.
I am going to ask that man for instructions honey. No Jill said Bob I think that guy is actually a Skeravian Time Bomb or worse, a Rumpleton stink bottom.
by Youserfive January 27, 2010
Get the Skeravian Time Bombmug. South Central Los Angeles in the late 80s when the police would pull onto the street in the projects, the young gangster lookouts would holler out "one time" or "two times" or more etc. depending on how many patrol cars were coming down the street. One time meant a single unit on routine patrol. Two times or more meant a bust was coming.
by 10-15 June 3, 2022
Get the One timemug.