Post-Nut Abstraction

A form of Post-Nut clarity, but so severe that it can lead to long term depression, self harm and even death by suicide.

After jimmy finished wanking off to his gay furry porn, he experienced severe Post-Nut Abstraction. In a blind fit of rage he ran downstairs, grabbed a kitchen knife and stabbed himself 10 times.

by princelothric March 11, 2024

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nut-tron

When you're talking about Jimmy Neutron, but you also want to be sexy.

*aggressively grabs balls* Don't worry, I'll make you nut-tron tonight.

by wetspot69 September 26, 2021

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Smoking nut

When you nut in a bong enough times so that you can smoke out of it.

"hey bro want to see me do the smoking nut?"

by 7003861311 May 29, 2021

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A basketball fan that wants to make his way into actual basketball, he takes his dreams down from his brother Nigga Nuts I. Sadly the first brother died in the war, as Nigga Nuts III wants to join into a famous basketball team, standing around at 6'3 his dreams will come true one day...

"You remember Nigga Nuts III ?"
"Oh yeah, that one guy who wants to be a famous basketball player?"

by anonymous July 31, 2023

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