When you lay her down on a crucifix, and nail her three times. On the third day, you'll be able to get a rise again.
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Tony: "Is that where you put her on a crucifix and nail her three times?"
Bob: "Yeah dude."
Tony: "Holy, holy, holy lord. God of power and might."
Tony: "Is that where you put her on a crucifix and nail her three times?"
Bob: "Yeah dude."
Tony: "Holy, holy, holy lord. God of power and might."
by The mysterious Mr.R April 16, 2011
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"So you getting any?"
"I got about five minutes of a cinderella fuck before the PA announced 'all men off the floor.'"
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