Survival instincts of a fart

When a person is so dumb and easily trusting that they might as well go get candy from a "free candy" van.(Basically dumb kids)

Jessica has the survival instincts of a fart, she followed him with a second thought.

by Yifgjth November 22, 2025

fart batter

Is normally when a build up of gas finally erupts from the anus. It shoots the dingle berries that have been collecting in the anal hairs. This reactions causes it to splatter on the draws like a gooey batter.

Tom:”Hey guys! Call a table for one! The fart batters on me!”
Drake:”That’s disgusting dumb!”

by ScreamingOwl February 4, 2024

Smack-fart

When you dab too fast, fart, and smack yourself in the face simultaneously.

Was that a dab, or just some weird smack-fart?

by CCRRBBFF July 26, 2020

FART

Fast action response team.

Guy 1: “Last night we had to send in the Fast Action Response Team.”
Guy 2: “The FART?”
Guy 1: “We don’t call them that.”

by Doubletrouble89 May 4, 2018

Trista Farts

A deadly, noxious gas; a weapon of mass destruction. a weapon of mass torture developed by Saddam Hussein through the 1980’s and 1990’s. The scent of a fat Karen who flips hamburgers straight in to her mouth. Often stored in FUPA’s. A natural gas harnessed for torture.

Evacuate the area! Trista farts have leaked!

by NickyDegarmoe April 26, 2023

Suboxone fart

An astonishingly loud fart with no smell admitted, which is a common side effect associated with Suboxone.

Damn, Bert just shook the room with an epic Suboxone fart!

by Addict18 January 4, 2025

Fart filter

Fart filter when speaking about someone who talks a lot of shit knowing to filter what they say

You know when talking to him you need a fart filter

by Markbabi March 21, 2017