loud dick

when the pussy was so good it destroys his dick and he scream out in pain and pleasure at the same time

Her pussy was so good she gave me loud dick and I'm still recovering.

by Sheina Rosacea January 24, 2018

Chooch dick

Railing the lines with your boys and getting fached with the boys takes a turn... you can’t get your dick hard from all the chooch.

Did you fuck last night ?
Nah man i couldn’t get the unit up cuz i had chooch dick.

by Bhenny February 7, 2020

add-on dick

A penis that is so long, so big, and so "womanly desired" that it's probably fake somehow.

"Hey, I heard John gets lots of women in bed nowadays."
"Yeah, ever since his surgery, girls have been falling in love with his add-on dick."

by Edudnax April 21, 2018

turnip dick

a male with half a chode

shut up turnip dick

by pugweenee February 4, 2017

Dick-tater

When a man jizzes in the ass-crack of another man and the jizz runs down around the dingle berrys and it solidifies after many repetitions it becomes like a pearl hence dick taters

Look at that string of dick-taters around her neck!

by East Texas bubba May 10, 2021

Urban dicked

When your submission to urban dictionary gets rejected for reasons smacking of political correctness.

I submitted an awesome funny real world phrase to Urban Dctionary but got urban dicked by the retard volunteer reviewers

by Fish milkshake October 30, 2017

dick missile

When she thinks you're putting it in slow, but you ram it in there like a SWAT team.

"Dude, she thought I was being romantic - then I gave her the dick missile!"

by thedingusdude July 14, 2015