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The News

In fictional television, The News is a Paraguayan English-speaking newscast broadcasted by Standard Channel, BTV and ON TV, that began in September 23, 2023 when Standard Channel launched, and it didn't became a tri-channel newscast until August 5, 2024

Since when The Kildovian Federation and Hemidaia-Kon became as friends and the shipping allegations began, The News had become a propaganda tool of the Kildovian community and bytepax, making it critical and manipulative. Nicknames for The News often include "The Lies" and "The Nonsenses"
Guy 1: Did you heard that The News criticized PortuSwissball's expose about Barara?
Guy 2: Yeah, as of now The News is bullshit and not pretty trusted
by bytepax421 October 9, 2024
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New Jersey Junior Mints

Hey man you know what sounds good for lunch today is some New Jersey Junior Mints
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New Moon Cup

When someone uses your New Moon cup as a toilet and leaves in in the shower for you to find.
Man.. I had no idea the sewer had such lore.

Just wait till you find out about the new moon cup
by Sewer rat 1259 December 21, 2024
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Dogo News

Some crusty website that teachers assign work for you to do on. A complete waste of time and brain cells.
Yo, that Dogo News was hella crusty!
by mattcris4n June 6, 2019
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News of the world

A nasty malicious gossip who aims to smear reputations and has nothing better to do than have her / his tongue wag until their lips and eyes drop off. Bothersome. Sad with no life of their own.
News of the World is here. Watch what you say. It be in the local rag before you can fart.
by GabbyJo November 13, 2023
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zany good news

when listening to gospel during sex gives you the hardest orgasm.
The zany good news prepared the married couple for the week.
by Coop Dupe June 17, 2018
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New York yankee

When two guys, one named Vinny and the other Sal, jerk each other off while chanting “Jeter...Jeter...Jeter”
Some baseball fans like to do the New York yankee
by Buffy Boston October 23, 2018
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