hairy nuts

hairy penises known as the hairy utensil

jack: hi Simon
simon: i have hairy nuts
jack: fuck off

by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022

green nut

Nuttin in the woods

I had a green nut into that tree over there

by Mad boii August 26, 2017

The Rusty Nut

The act of inserting ones testicle inside another's dirty arse hole therefore being covered in shit

I hooked up with this chick on tinder. She was a freak, wanted me to do the rusty nut!

by anonymous July 15, 2018

No Nut Year

So basically you can not nut for a whole year straight, but it is in chronological order. The year must be even, as it will start every time it is even. If the year odd for example (2023 to 2025), then you shall not be able to do it in order. YOU MUST COMPLETE THIS EVERY YEAR. The challenge will only end when it is pass new years and when it hits the odd year. (December 31, 2022 to Janurary 1st, 2023)

"Aw man, not again. Why oh why! Not No Nut Year!"

by Founder of No-Nut-Year May 16, 2023

Nut Neighbor

When 2 or more dudes have had a vasectomy done by the same person.

1: Dr Nutgrabber did my vasectomy a year ago
2: Bro, he did mine too! We are nut neighbors!

by PuddinPack September 2, 2023

Arse nut

A bollock up an arse.
A dick that went to far.

Hey arse nut!! Slow down!! You're gonna drive through someone's wall!! CRASHHHH

by ti.sh August 23, 2021

No Nut Year

No nut November but to an even greater extent. This time, you are not allowed to cum for an entire year, from January 1st to December 31st. If you fail, you will be deemed a social outcast for the rest of your natural-born life. You will be castrated, unable to produce even a single drop of cum, and unable to procreate. Can you survive? Good luck.

I heard that insert person's name lost No Nut Year, and he lost his balls and his family and friends.
Weak ass motherfucker.

by GyattDayum23 January 1, 2024