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Monterey Jack 

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The act of pouring spoiled milk all over your penis and shoving it inside your partner's anal cavity, which had a cheez whiz inserted. Then let it ferment for three weeks. Before ejaculating inside.
"Smile did you see me and my bitch did the Monterey jack a couple of days before." "Yeah, I saw you on the dinner table at your stepparents. You sick fuck."
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Cracker Jack

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When a group of guys, grab a cracker, and start máster-bating, last guy to ejaculate on the cracker, has to eat up
Ayo, you tryna Cracker Jack at 6:00, with Dane, Austyn, and I?
Cracker Jack by Dre2k August 15, 2021
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pineapple jack o lantern 

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a jack o lantern, but pineapple. why?
"did you see jake? that madman has a pineapple jack o lantern instead of a pumpkin, what a Weirdo" he says knowing full well he has a watermelon jack o lantern.
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The jack special 

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When jxckluvsxims runs a hoat steamy Bobby up your arse at about 23mph and 200rpm and geez your friction burns
Approach a female pinch your nose and proceed tae go "awright doll you wantin the jack special"
The jack special by BigSpanker87 September 16, 2021
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uncle jack hasn't come by today 

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This is when a guy/girl hasn't had the time to do his/her daily jack-off and is pent up and taking it out on others. If you are not a daily masturbater then this could also be used as "uncle jack hasn't come by this week/month"
"I'm sorry for being a jerk, uncle jack hasn't come by today and it has be all riled up"
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ear jack phone 

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word made up by dumb ass named Sandra
well plug in your ear jack phone
ear jack phone by couche man October 14, 2021
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