(phrase)
Used to roast someone whose body, face, or general vibe looks like a catalog of unfortunate events. Suggests a person is so clumsily assembled or physically chaotic that their entire existence feels like the aftermath of a multi-car pileup, a bio-mechanical malfunction, or some kind of cosmic whoopsie.
It’s not just ugly — it’s structurally confusing, like something went wrong and no one ever fixed it.
Used to roast someone whose body, face, or general vibe looks like a catalog of unfortunate events. Suggests a person is so clumsily assembled or physically chaotic that their entire existence feels like the aftermath of a multi-car pileup, a bio-mechanical malfunction, or some kind of cosmic whoopsie.
It’s not just ugly — it’s structurally confusing, like something went wrong and no one ever fixed it.
“She not ugly, but she built like an accident report — multiple points of failure.”
• “Why his knees face outward like that? Bro built like an accident report.”
• “Face giving ‘incident occurred at approximately 4:17PM.’”
• “That fit plus that walk? Yeah, that’s an OSHA violation. Built like an accident report.”
• “Why his knees face outward like that? Bro built like an accident report.”
• “Face giving ‘incident occurred at approximately 4:17PM.’”
• “That fit plus that walk? Yeah, that’s an OSHA violation. Built like an accident report.”
by Urban zai June 10, 2025
Get the Built like an accident reportmug. Tommy Looks Like A Fish - CHS Tommy is ugly, special, and utterly dumb as he whines like a pousey, stalks freshman girls in an attempt to rape them. He also looks like Oscar from Shark Tale!
by Harvard Future Grad January 13, 2019
Get the Tommy Looks Like A Fish - CHSmug. 1. The act of sucking dick so good that is can only be compared to an angel.
2. Sucking dick so good that it feels like a divine gift from god.
2. Sucking dick so good that it feels like a divine gift from god.
by CollegeLife April 14, 2014
Get the like-an-angelmug. when you pull up at a mcdonald's drive thru and the lady has no tolerance for things she feels like no sleep rest angry and hunger because she is hungry all the time at the same time.
jeniveve: why are you so fat all the night when sleep begins angry like?
jackson: look like more hungry anger
jackson: look like more hungry anger
by colin all spider riders March 2, 2018
Get the look like more hungry angermug. 
by ur local cunt 🫀👹🏳️🌈 August 19, 2023
Get the Likeemug. 