Brown Crayon

when someone needs to take a number 2 and can not hold it.

I need to take a number 2 and if I do not hurry I will have a brown crayon in my pants.

by funnyguy211 February 11, 2010

brown zamboni

When you forego cleaning your anus for multiple weeks, only to pull down your pants at the ice skating arena (usually on a date) and drag your butt across the entire ice surface like a dog scooting. The skidmarks create a nice contrast against the white ice surface.

Pat had a terrible time on his date.....they went ice skating..

"but at least he got to perform his brown zamboni before driving her home..."

by Brown Zamboni January 24, 2025

Brown Comet

A Brown Comet is when a Brown Meteor becomes airborne after swinging it around.

James: A Brown Comet hit the back of my head.

Lucas: Send a pic.

by DUNC3 March 4, 2025

Brown hockey puck

When the sani-hut water is frozen and you take a shit, and it slides around.

My shit just slid around on the port o potty blue water, like a brown hockey puck

by cmglzr February 22, 2023

Brown Whitney

It’s when she’s doggy style and he rams it in her butt so hard she hits the high notes

Dude, I did the brown Whitney on her, and I swear it was like Whitney Houston in the Bodyguard when she hit the high notes.

by Buttstufd4life July 3, 2021

providing the brown

The person who is receiving penetrative anal sex is ‘providing the brown’. This is this is similar, but different, to someone who is providing the pink.

Partner 1: “Do you like to receive anal sex?”
Partner 2: “Yeah, I love providing the brown.”

by JFDI March 4, 2016

Sky Brown

A twist on the term “sky blue”, “Sky Brown” is what happens when airplanes dump the contents of their human waste from the sky. Those who up to the heavens may have the misfortune of getting dumped on by a mountain of shit.

Don was looking up at the sky when it suddenly became sky brown, only to find himself covered in feces and piss shortly thereafter.

by joseph blough August 31, 2025