Manure monkey

A term used towards Sri Lankans during the early 1900s by the British, highly derogatory and is a banned phrase in many countries the term is consider Worse than the N word as the British would murder Sri Lankans while yelling this

Oscar is a manure monkey

by Splatella November 24, 2025

Shimaya the Monkey

Shimaya the monkey was adopted at a young age when a family came by to the zoo and she fell out of the tree. The two children wanted a pet and asked their mother for a pet monkey. Their mother agreed and put the baby monkey in their purse and ran out of the zoo. Now this monkey isn't a very nice monkey in fact she's a very bad monkey and doesn't listen to instructions. Her nose also flares up when she's angry and has 5 basic gestures she turns to. Do you know someone like this? Call them Shimaya the Monkey

Stop being such a Shimaya the Monkey!!!

by heheheessdd May 30, 2025

Anti Monkey Butt

a rare breed and we’re not monkeying around!

You can use Anti Monkey Butt Powder to protect you from a multitude of skin irritations like blistering feet, between skin folds,

by SPrice1980 May 19, 2023

Happy as a monkey fried in clarts

Someone who's really miserable or pissed of, clarts is a word for a wet mud.

He's as Happy as a monkey fried in clarts ain't he.

by Firesword101 April 7, 2025

ranch monkey

A monkey made of ranch. This will squirt it’s hot ranch Cummies all over you if you put ice cream on his pizza

Shhhhhh the ranch monkey is coming

by Hide- July 20, 2018

Monkey

Otherwise known as a nigger is a racial slur usually referring to the African American race.

Man 1: look at them dirty ass monkeys
Man 2: u mean all of them dirty black people
Man1: Ya

by Monkey nigger 123 December 6, 2020

monkey minky lips

when a girl has a thicker mustache then your penis !

OH FUCK, she got monkey minky lips with that doo wop.

by Super Harry Ballsacpenisvagina March 12, 2011