Small Dog Syndrome

When small dogs think they are as big and powerful as big dogs. Often times pick fights with dogs bigger than them. Can be aggressive in fights.

“Kronos has small dog syndrome”

by Kronoskronoskronos September 13, 2021

Epstein-Barr Syndrome

A virus of the body politic which compromises judgment induces moral fatigue and causes child rape.

Dear Leader was Alex Acosted by the news of this latest bout of Epstein-Barr Syndrome.

by lexicali slim July 8, 2019

urban dictionary syndrome

Often reffered to as UDS.
people with low self esteem or are undergoing emotionally tough times will use Urban Dictionary to fufill their emotional needs. They invent words and phrases and hope it gets a thumbs up. If their posts get a positive reception, they will go into an extremely euphoric state. However, if it turns out to be a total failure, the Urban Dictionary Syndrome will worsen.

His post on Urban Dictionary got 2300 likes and 900 dislikes. Now, instead of listening to screamo music and acting depressive, he's acting like that guy from the double rainbow video. He's undergoing some serious Urban dictionary syndrome.

by Bromantoo June 8, 2011

roy lynch syndrome

this is the illness in which an individual will love kirsty so much that they become mentally ill; with symptoms of autism and psychosis.

damn he got that roy lynch syndrome because of that kirsty girl.

by kirkyyyy January 18, 2021

soapy dick syndrome

a state of depression stemming from a crappy job or lack of one, no significant other, and general lack of self esteem earmarked by copious amounts of shower masturbation.

Guy1: My life sucks, the only highlight of my day is blowing a load in the shower.
Guy2: Sounds like a case of soapy dick syndrome. Better get Dr. Prostitute to take a look at that. Sorry man...

by HordesOfBears January 29, 2015

Quentiam Mortuis Syndrome

Quentiam Mortuis Syndrome is a disease that affects the brain. Quentiam Mortuis Syndrome is the disease that makes the modern human species use a meme that has officially passed away after it's death. The name comes from the Latin translation of "Dead Meme"

"I'm sorry, but your son has Quentiam Mortuis Syndrome after he dabbed at 5:00 PM yesterday"

by We Are All Stupid January 8, 2019

Old Lady Syndrome

the state in which older women are in when they reach a point in their life in which every single little thing makes them mad/annoyed. Most commonly seen in the workplace where everything seems to be an inconvenience.

Terri: "Have you talked to Mary lately?"
Jenn: "No, she hasn't talked to me in a while after our little argument, she must be having Old Lady Syndrome".

Terri: "That makes sense, she seems to be bothered by everything lately."

by fsmbeliever July 23, 2021