Afghani Cum Torture

Much like Chinese Water Torture, however rather than water slowly dropping onto one's head, cum is, directly from another tortured person.

"Hey Steve, wanna come over and watch the Afghani Cum Torture going on in my basement?"

by seven rats in a corpse April 24, 2025

Cum Quat

Is a semi hardened/dried up accumulation of male sperm.

Is a name used towards a person in a negative light

You can be such a " Cum Quat" at times, you know that?

by RI Red July 31, 2021

Puss in cum

A man that would do anything for a crumb of that good-good whilst simultaneously being a white knight at the same time.

"Ever since he had that crush on a girl he's become a puss in cum."

by Joynerfan February 1, 2022

cum

White shit that "comes" out my BBC when I'm hella horny

Aw shit, I'm cumming all over my dads car

by anonymous July 8, 2024

Cum dump

An either highly openly gay male or a straight female known far and wide for being a (nice word) who loves having anal sex.

Idiot A: Sorry I'm late bro, making a deposit at the cum dump
Idiot B: The sperm bank, James Charles, or Angela?
Idiot A: Angela

by Churros_XD July 5, 2024

Cum

I swore one time I heard it before it meant ice cream

Y/N: hey you! You want some cum?
J/F: fuck yeah

by LecLoc December 31, 2024

National Cum in a neighbors mailbox day

National Cum in a neighbors mailbox day is beautiful day dedicated to releasing the previous months load all up in your fellow neighbors virgin mailbox.

Hey mom! Im going to celebrate National Cum in a neighbors mailbox day, by splurging in Mrs. Osbornes mailbox ill be back!!!!

by National Neighbor Cum Day April 17, 2021