crack monkeys

Those weird girls who watch anime and go to the bathroom with their phones at school. They eat hotcheetohs and smell like crap.

ay yo look at those crack monkeys over there. "uwu"

by yourmomhascracks March 02, 2020

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dance monkey

a song made by tones and i, released in 2019. known for being one of the most annoying songs ever.

person: dance monkey safed my life. i was in a coma and heard dance monkey playing, i immediately woke up to turn it off

by ryazia October 26, 2024

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Mother: son, clean your room or else ill make you listen to dance monkey on loop.
Son: yes ma’am.

by Badperson93943 June 05, 2022

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a semi derogatory name for a member of the Arabic persuasion, directly derived from the term Porch monkey

Hey, heard that new Kwiki-Mart that opened down the street is run by some scorch monkey named Allah.

by kit-n-kaboodle February 03, 2009

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Someone who is stingy with their weed.

He wouldn’t even let us hit his joint, what a scorch monkey.

by Derrick skarret September 04, 2019

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Someone who knows they have HIV, and they fly around giving it to other people.

by Flintown March 15, 2014

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Doing it Doggy Style and put your whole hand in her ass and she clenched down and you can't pull your hand out.

I was riding her doggy style and she put the monkey hold on my hand and I couldn't get away.

by Skipper Kelly March 09, 2018

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