Chicken loaf

That thick fluorescent green phlegm you hock up that tastes like chicken loaf. It's universal; everyone gets it

"i've never eaten chicken loaf before.. "
Barks a chesty cough and hocks up thick green gollie

"but I feel like I don't need to to know what it tastes like"
Spits impressive gollie in small container to keep aside for visiting Mongolian friend who will appreciate a good loaf of chicken

by Samibee11 December 09, 2018

sweaty chicken

a type of kfc meat

i'm going to pop out for some sweaty chicken

by Dickipedia5000 January 16, 2023

Hair Chickens

Chickens are the little bumps on ponytails. They cause them to not look sleek or slicked back.

You should really redo that ponytail; you have hair chickens everywhere!

by help i’m being held hostage February 22, 2020

cum guzzling chicken fucker

The word my husband uses to describe me when I decide to annoy him

You cum guzzling chicken fucker! Get the fuck out of here!

by Cumchicken October 09, 2017

goat chicken

A man who claims to be a woman but still has a beard

Hey look at that chick, I think it's a dude, check out the beard. Definite goat chicken

by Milkchicken October 02, 2013

Eskimo chicken

Eskimo chicken is when a someone has slept around with people you know and they get Eskimo chicken because of the Eskimo brothers joke.

I Hurd that Hannah slept with Jake and Mason she has too much Eskimo chicken to go for.

by February 16, 2025

Chicken Sandwhich

When you dislike someone so much that even the thought of them harmlessly eating a chicken sandwich makes you want to punch them in the face.

Jack: “Did you hear Sally sneeze during the meeting earlier? She’s so rude.”

Carl: “Dude, she didn’t do anything wrong. She just has allergies. You are so chicken sandwhich with her.”

by FIJM May 26, 2018