Pre Nut Neurosis

The mental state preceding Post Nut Clarity. Usually accompanied by sweaty pits, pillow humping, and a need to fuck so great 4's will look like 8's.

His Pre Nut Neurosis reduced him to screwing some gross, greasy-haired girl with a Batman tattoo on her thigh.

by Ca$H Wallace October 31, 2022

deez nuts

literally nav and diya fr

"you are literally deez nuts"
"woah you look like deez nuts"
"i wish i could meet deez nuts"

by dibbles_ May 14, 2023

water nut

When a girl nuts her pants and it kinda smells like pee but its not pee.

Yo girl he was finger banging me and i water nutted everywhere

by Angelo-Bobaloo April 18, 2018

nut sand

When you hit up the shore Pauly D style and you come home with irritating sand in your crotch.

Man, I need a shower after hitting the beach, gotta rinse out all this nut sand.

by ColinIrish September 29, 2017

Ass Nuts

(adj) super crazy

"Consumers are going ass nuts over this content."

by WhatIsForeverAnyways December 18, 2018

deez nuts

a really immature and stupid joke about sucking testicles

Hey, you know Suggon? Suggon deez nuts!

by Isaac D. Snuts August 8, 2023

gallapagos nut

When a person (male) leaves a giant splash of sperm on a females face.

Johnny: Yoo Tommy, I heard you busted on Sarah’s Face

Tommy: Yeah Man, it was a GALLAPAGOS NUT

by Uncle Nozzle July 4, 2018