monkey mustache 

When someone shaves your face to look like a monkey tail. It requires facial hair like a chinstrap and a mustache that is able to connect to the bottom of the face.

Created by Ma Dukes.

There are no examples.

Just google monkey mustache for images.

monkey mustache by Sir Prize69 January 16, 2014

monkey pigeon 

A person who's eyes look in different directions.

Dave, did you see that monkey pigeon? He had one eye on the Mars Bar, and the other one on the change

monkey pigeon by kenlovejoy January 22, 2014

monkey bird 

Someone who knows they have HIV, and they fly around giving it to other people.

" that dirty little monkey bird"

monkey bird by Flintown April 22, 2014

Moneysuckle

A girlfriend who takes all your money and spends it.

Yo, your girlfriend is such a moneysuckle.

Moneysuckle by Bob Ankle May 17, 2014

monkey toot 

monkey toot: where one person toots, that sounds like a chimpanzee screaming.

(monkey toot in back) "Yo dude!!! did you just rip a monkey toot?"

monkey toot by EL Gringo June 18, 2014

Monkey Stamp

Taint to the forehead

When I asked her to sit on my face, she took me too literally and monkey stamped me instead.

Monkey Stamp by TurtleCan August 22, 2014

monkey balls 

A glazed baked dough creation. Created by making dough into ball shaped peices, slathering them in a cinnimony sugary, syrupy, mixture and then placing them all in a single pan to cook. Resulting in a pull apartable delight.

ORIGIN: 7th grade home-ec class (actual name is monkey bread)

Daaamn, Bob Belliveau from Easton who wrote this description using a bunch of made up descriptive words because youre a master english wordsmith, that monkey balls recipe from easton junior high school in massachussetts is still the best, man.

monkey balls by smokeabonethug August 23, 2014