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Head Games

hed-geym Repeated childish and petty games played by a self loathing, miserable, piddly-ass bitch supervisor named Christina in an attempt at psychological one-upmanship, often employing passive–aggressive behavior in continuously failed attempts to demoralize or dis-empower the thinking subject while hoping to make the aggressor look superior. Often resorted to as a last ditch effort when subordinates fail to stoop to the same level. Many times these actions are performed by pathetic, emotional quadriplegics against intellectual Jedi’s. Usually the aggressor suffers from undiagnosed psychological problems accompanied by one of more physical rheumatology issues such as MS, where the body attacks itself in part due to the aggressors internal ugliness working itself outward.

See also: Abuse of Power, Desire to Control, Gaslighting, and Cunt Manager
She’s joining the meeting by phone because Christina’s playing her head games again.
by The Intellectual Jedi July 25, 2024
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1st Period Gaming

It's when you use your school's tech Devices to play unblocked games that are 99% so bad.
In Math Today, I was 1st Period Gaming, because math is always so boring.
by Webster's Father's Father October 26, 2020
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#gaming

A phrase used whenever the hell you want but has tone when you did something cool and epic.
You: *wins game* “#gaming
by Papa Smoke January 13, 2022
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video game myself

A more lucrative way of saying you would kill yourself because of something silly. Almost exclusively used sarcastically.
Person 1: Did you see what Elon just did to Twitter?
Person 2: Yeah, it makes me want to video game myself
by bidnieumeostet February 13, 2023
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Google Play Games

-A app by the legendary company Google, that give you instant games like Pac-man (A-Game-Where-You-Avoid-Ghosts-But-Get-Orbs), Snakes (A-Game-Where-You-Avoid-Yourself-And-The-Walls-But-Get-Food-For-Some-Reason), A-Game-That-You-Defuse-Mines (Minesweeper), and many more!
-The only fucking app that shows you your level, the fucking achievements, and the shitty yet inaccurate leaderboard.
Guy1: hey ima play some games, wanna see my level in google play games?
Guy2: sure.
*Everyone sees that Guy1's level is 3*
*Guy2 slaps Guy1* U A NUB???
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mini game children fucks

THESENFUCKING 5 YESR OLDS SPEND 400 DOLLARS ON A FUCKING VRNHEADSET JUST TOMPLAY A GAME THAT IS ABSED AROUND FUCKING FORILLASS
Stop becoming a mini game children fucks
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