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Deez Nuts

Not Dem Nuts, nor Doze, but Deez.
DM me @this_name_though. we can talk about Deez Nuts
by this_name_though June 12, 2017
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stump nuts

Someone who is an extreme pervert yet also a huge Christian freak at the same time. Their amputated leg also looks like an over grown penis.
Stump Nuts: Anyone named Josh
by JarlAlpha August 10, 2015
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Nut November

The straight opposite of the so called event "No Nut November".
No nut november is a event that suggests that all men should avoid not masturbating during the month of november.

Nut November is a campaign that stands for men being allowed to ejaculate during the month of november.
Dude it's Nut november!

Screw no nut november, we're doing Nut november.
by HANNESP November 5, 2018
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Nostalgia Nut

A nostalgic memory from something you like (like a video game you used to play) and that nostalgia is so good it gives you a mental orgasm
Person 1: Dude, I was playing skyrim the other day and when the soundtrack kicked in I got a weird mental orgasm

Person 2: Oh I feel you, its like a nostalgia nut, right?

Person 1: EXACTLY!
by Harolds BJBJ's December 3, 2019
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Nut Tuck Swig

When you take a shot of alcohol then get kicked in the go-nads (nuts). A.K.A. A Texas Hold ‘Em
My brother hit me with the nut tuck swig when I went for my chaser
by anonymous March 8, 2024
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deez nuts

the unfunniest joke
Guy 1: do u know the company DN?
Guy 2: no what is it about?
Guy 1: DEEZ NUTS!! lLOSLAOAOA a,q,q,11111,1,1,1,1,1.1.1’zoepaspal

Guy 2: please stop. this isn’t funny anymore. i know that ur dad is dead and ur having a hard time. im always here for u.
Guy 1: i got him good!
i got him good…. *depression!!!!!!*
by funny chungus August 25, 2021
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heavy nuts retardo

The definition of a teenager (most likely a guy) who does nothing but eat hella food, vape an eciggarete or smoke cigs, and sleep. This teenager does not shower and loves attention.

This is also the definition of anyone who doesn't shower and is funny as fuck for no real reason. You just laugh whenever they're around but not at their expense. Like a mentally handicapped kid.
Man this heavy nuts retardo was sleeping in my closet for three weeks. Glad I found him there before my closet reaked of ballsweat and cigs.

"Man this heavy nuts retardo came over and we laughed for hours for no reason. We ain't even smoked weed or nothin."

Is that a fucking fat joke?
by lolwhatsupmom July 9, 2014
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