Force field kid

The person who always has to be right or one up you; i.e. the kid on the playground that would always have to win at playing make-believe, extending into adulthood by the manipulation of information not known to everyone.

"okay kevin that's a hit, you take 13 points of bludgeoning damage"
"actually i'll use my Uncanny Dodge ability to take half the damage, then i'll use my reaction to activate my parry battle maneuver in order to make a counter-atta-"
"Kevin. Don't be a force field kid."

by calibus January 28, 2022

Kid bro effect

Makes girls obsessed with you

I have the kid bro effect.

by Sheeshypoo October 15, 2022

kleenex kid

A millennial liberal typically supporting BLM or antifa That is typically utterly useless and whose father should’ve jacked off in a Kleenex instead of procreating

There goes that fool Alex to call everyone that he disagrees with a racist again , what a Kleenex kid ..

by Scratch Legba November 26, 2020

brain kids

When she swallows the load

Guy1: Did she give you a bj
Guy2: yes and i gave her brain kids

by MoManTheG August 24, 2017

middle kid

Someone 9-12 starting puberty

Man:my son is a middle kid

by Cooldudeand blah April 18, 2015

green screen kids

a bunch of kids who steal videos and traction by making reaction tier videos where they put their face in the corner, then it gets a lot of views.
i see them as misunderstood because it's literally in the title that they're kids who simply don't know any better. but no we had to witch-hunt them
i think the solution to this is to wait until they mature and know right from wrong then maybe they'll realize "oh shit i'm stealing somebody's video" and give credit next time

i have no idea what to say for green screen kids

by dagr8estgamer/rick animation March 28, 2024

Scrappy kid

Someone who don't know how to do a speech, without a set of notes.

The scrappy kid is a puppet of a bunch of leftist democrats.

by bob1977 January 3, 2023