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finger basting 

to throw a finger in a nice wet pussy o asshole,you can use more than one fingeror the whole handa topic .
josh tabaka fier blasted his ass as he saw the manager medoly on the frontend.he blasted so hard he tore his asshol from his taint.
finger basting by yetti March 26, 2003

five fingered salute 

A high five, signifying something honourable or awesome.
Steve: nice move bro, that deserves a five fingered salute
five fingered salute by oldmeat December 16, 2007

The Four Finger Discount 

When a young man procures free or discounted items from a female food service worker by letting his fingers do the walking.
-This act can be performed under a table, in a kitchen, or in a bathroom. Just remember to always wash your hands before handling the food.
Dude I was eating at GW last week and the server totally gave me the four finger discount.

Bishops finger

Euphemism used to decribe the actions/appendages of boy-hungry paedophiles. Can be descriptive, as in
"my turds as brown as a Bishops finger. Now thats a lot of fibre!"
Oh, its a beer in England as well.

Priest: Time to clean my BISHOPS FINGER, Gregory.

Poor little innocent kid (Gregory): Not again! (sob)

Priest: Just do it. It's all brown and poostinky.

Bishops finger by Jeddycakes September 17, 2006

Dorito finger 

When a person with short, fat fingers fingers a girl after eating Doritos. He will never wash his hands.
Did you hear about Paulie? She got Dorito fingered by her boyfriend!
Dorito finger by beavispresley April 20, 2009

Snowman's Finger 

The practise of freezing a length of faeces with a view to using it as a masturbatory tool.
Mike: What did you do over the weekend, Pete?

Pete: Froze some sh*t and used it to pleasure Patricia.

Mike: Ah, the old snowman's finger, eh.
Snowman's Finger by SusieQ August 24, 2008