Penis envy

When a girl strives for affirmation from her mother by wishing she had a penis lol

X: Gosh I wished I had a penis!
Y: girl that's penis envy

by Sweatingfrog November 28, 2021

Penis

male genitalia, so? you shouldnt be searching this up you're most likely 18- if you search this in urban dictionary

''i have a penis''
''ok''

by 1517_ December 1, 2021

penis

a small, unopposable eleventh finger that protrudes from in between the legs of male humans and mammals.

hey kids, you manna see my penis?

by Nota qt December 1, 2021

Party Hat Penis

Displaying excitement regardless of personal feelings. Based off the concept of wearing a party hat around your waist and over your crotch as a comical and fallic accessory.

I’m gonna have to be a real party hat penis tonight - I got no sleep yesterday.

by Goombi Mcbumberson December 4, 2021

Penis's Revenge

When you ignore your penis, don't fap for a long time, it gets angry and cums in sleeps, also known as wet dream.

Jack: Aww man!
Bob: What??
Jack: I was sleeping in bed, having a dream about the autistic kid at our school making a fool of himself. And suddenly I felt a warm n' wet sensation on my crotch. When I opened my pants, there was fucking CUM everywhere and my dick was pumping out jizz everywhere. FUCK!!!!
Bob: Just another Penis's Revenge.

by Fucknutter The 69420th December 6, 2021

Penis

A cylindrical-fleshy-organ used be humans that impregnated the whole human race. Sometimes these don’t work, proving the existence of female domination.

He really doesn’t know how to use his penis

His penis is clearly a chode

by Wow22222 January 2, 2020

penis

Boom boom stick on top of the males baby making ammo sack

Female 1; he had a penis
Female 2; Did he fire any baby making ammo
Female 1; yes but he was wearing a boom boom stick beanie

by bigdickmickeymouse January 3, 2020