big fat crayon

After one too many slips of the tongue because of being such a cunning linguist what you will be given to circle your menu items while being held in the ED POD. NOT TO BE MISTAKEN FOR ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION. Meant to define emergency department POD ..... A PLACE WHERE ALL OF THE PEAS ARE KEPT. Specifically for the purpose of torment by babysitters within the psychiatric department who will probably experience urine running under the door into the tread of their shoes as they were taunting "doesn't it suck to suck doesn't it suck to suck doesn't it suck to suck" and shortly before that urine tainted their feet, they were given fair warning.

That cunning linguist pissed all over the streets of Brooklyn.. we're giving her ass a big fat crayon to decide what she wants for breakfast lunch and dinner. That'll show her!

by KrisGriffin July 13, 2022

fat

dad

dads are fat

by orsleep July 13, 2022

blowing fat o's

When taking a hit from a vape you do a certain motion with your mouth releasing the vapour in a O/ring shape usually done by eshays

yesterday i was getting my back blown and blowing fat O's at the same time

by NayGiggers12345 July 15, 2022

fat

Literally every American.

Person 1: You're fat.
Person 2: *pulls reverse card up* no u
Person 1: That trick doesn't work

by Joao3 July 18, 2022

Fat pack

The bulging stomach you get after eating a lot of food

John has a huge fat pack after eating nothing but junk food

by Themanthemaster41968 July 21, 2022

Fat Fuck

Someone who is hilariously obese and fat.

Look at Larry, that Fat Fuck

by DumpyLing July 24, 2022

fat cat in a room

fat cats are found under ur bed when u go to sleep they like to nibble on ur toes.

I like fat cat in a room it tastes good

kid: wakes up* OMG WHY DO I HAVE NO FEET

fat cat in room: meows sexyly

kid: *looks under bed get snatched*

by DINO REEEEEEEEEEEEEE July 24, 2022