2 definitions by KrisGriffin
After one too many slips of the tongue because of being such a cunning linguist what you will be given to circle your menu items while being held in the ED POD. NOT TO BE MISTAKEN FOR ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION. Meant to define emergency department POD ..... A PLACE WHERE ALL OF THE PEAS ARE KEPT. Specifically for the purpose of torment by babysitters within the psychiatric department who will probably experience urine running under the door into the tread of their shoes as they were taunting "doesn't it suck to suck doesn't it suck to suck doesn't it suck to suck" and shortly before that urine tainted their feet, they were given fair warning.
That cunning linguist pissed all over the streets of Brooklyn.. we're giving her ass a big fat crayon to decide what she wants for breakfast lunch and dinner. That'll show her!
by KrisGriffin July 14, 2022
One of the sweetest and sexiest mfs you are ever going to have the opportunity to know. Gives no fucks. Takes no shit. Will give you butterflies and a lucky strike if you are lucky and has a smile and kiss that is often ATTEMPTED TO BE replicated but you will know instantly it can never be duplicated. can give you badass set of hard nips and headphones you never want to take off. claims not to be relationship material but says that because he knows how amazing he is. Awesomeness in a big strong package of badassness.
by KrisGriffin July 14, 2022