dick ham

Some dumb shit me and my friend made up

Me: “Dick ham”
Friend: “the fuck”

by Donald Baudelaire January 31, 2022

Dick hardwood

A man with a dick that is hard like wood so they're name is dick hardwood and very big dick and dick hardwood is hot

My name is dick hardwood

by Dick hardwood February 13, 2022

Dick Blanket

Another name for a girls hoohaa, the best kind of blanket a man can ask for

Did you try that dick blanket yet? Can definitely tell she slept around, it was loose as hell

by Imakewordsmmmhmm October 9, 2021

koko dick

Koko dick is 71882919199192 yards wide/long some people say that the babies already come out as new borns the koko dick nickname is

Lucas comphet crush!

Bro is that a skyscraper

Nah man that’s a koko dick

by KOKO YOUR MOM September 5, 2021

Dick Ditcher

A woman who ditches her friends to go get some dick.

We were going to go to the mall, but Sara is a Dick Ditcher, and went to Brad's instead.

by PicanteChode September 13, 2021

Dick Dap

When two men stroke eachother until they are both semi-erect. After both parties are semi-erect they proceed to slap their dick together(or Dick Dap) until they are both fully erect

“Damn bro my girl just broke up with me”
“Damn bro wanna dick dap to feel better?”
“Damn bro how’d you know!”

by $lummp3d September 29, 2021

Humbling Dick

When you get dick so good that it humbles you and causes you to naturally submit to the man giving it. Dick so good that it makes tears stream down your face and you will want to cook, clean, and everything in between for the giver of the humbling dick.

Last night Justin gave me that humbling dick! I feel like a new woman. He domesticated me with his perfect cock and I love it!

by T.O.T.S. July 22, 2021