emo boy

Kids and teenagers, who wear girls pants several sizes too small, with hair so straight and combed that they must not have a life. They usually travel in groups, and are easily identified because they cluster in "pecks" like jellyfish. Like jellyfish, they have no brains and no guts. They listen to music and cry. They also do not have feelings and are incapable of dying. This is due to the amount they cut themselves. The only way to kill one is to take off the head, with a bat or cudgel, because they are immune to blades. Fire doesn't work, but water will destroy their "hair", which coupled with their pants, is the source of their minions, the dim "emo girls" who follow them, like a tail follows a dog. This means that the emo kids can be put down like a dog, out of a love of our community. They are the opposite of Chuck Norris in every way, except for their almost magical ability to attract women.

I walked into the music store, but there was this emo boy in my way, so I kicked him in the face and left the store.
Dude, I grabbed this person's ass because I thought they were some hot chick I knew, but then I realized I was holding the anus of a emo boy.
I had this emo boy's head in my rifle's crosshairs, but he deflected the bullets with a CD of a sucky band.

by Ninjaontheloose July 18, 2006

frat boy

Frat Boy-A member of a fraternity in which the belief that he is better than the rest of the world is passed on. Because it is true. Frat boys are a group of guys who band together to get drunk faster, or get high faster or do something better than everyone else because after all they are better than everyone else.

I am a frat boy and I am better than the world.

by Frat boy 1 January 8, 2007

Boys Lacrosse

A game played by assholes who cant get along with people from any other sport, including girls lacrosse. And as you can tell from all the padding they wear, they can't take a hit like sports that require no padding.

Lax Bro-"do you play Boys lacrosse?....No? then you suck."

by wtf1212 November 8, 2012

frat boy

A college student who is a member of a fraternity. Basically, frat boys just wanna have fun and kick it with the sorority girls ;). They can be normally found in their natural habitat passed out on a bench, soccer field, couch, or in front of the Public Safety office (I aint saying nothing).

Dude, that frat boy passed out on my bed again...ahh what the fuck.

by Ron June 10, 2006

Soy Boy

An insult intended to equate disagreeing with a reactionary with weakness. The logic involved is something like "everyone who disagrees with me must be a tofu-eating vegetarian, and that's unmanly," often with some baseless fear-based pseudoscience about phytoestrogens tacked on after the fact. Ironically often spewed by users of nootropic pills that contain soy (and clearly aren't helping); rarely takes into account the fact that soy is a common allergen.

Reactionary: "Disagreeing with me? What are you, a soy boy?"
Rational Person: "I'm allergic to soy, and it's called paying attention. And what's the first ingredient in those BranePowah™ pills you shill, again?"

by Punch Dagger of Serenity July 29, 2022

Paper Boy

A "Graffiti Writer" that claims he writes but only does graffiti on paper

Graffer 1: Hey that new kid is pretty good at graff

Graffer 2: Yeah he's alright, but he's a paper boy

by StraightGraffin July 15, 2009

Potatoe Boy

Very smelly, very ugly landon boy whos head resembles a large potatoe. He also smells like a sack of very oniony potatoes. Beware the stentch.

New Girl: hey are there any hot guys at landon?
Other girl: Hell no, they have potatoe boy! get to close to the school and youll smell him

by Tells it like it is January 9, 2005